I am quite I am quiete intoxicated. I am sorry I am going home now my girlfriend is driving me
Beer in my hair
I have really hairy legs and I smell like pizza dough because of bEER VFC JFC
Accidentally spat beer all over the table and everyone an then I spilt beer all down my shirt and pants and I want to cry
timseriladashmimeni: you want America to be a melting pot because you’re too lazy to learn the names and shapes and colors of all the ingredients. i don’t give a fuck about colonizers.
My typo said “I am anxiety” I AM ANXIETY OMG
I’m at a “party” and there is supposed to be beer here but there isn’t and I am anxiety and there are only two people I don’t know Who are here so far and the guy next to me is Tumblr famous idk?
tombomp: someone pay me to read books and not understand them
I didn’t get a chance to take a picture of the falafel before I ate all of it. The texture was all wrong and I fried them wrong and I guess you could say the whole thing was Fal-Awful.
Tonight’s menu: couscous with falafel and tahini sauce (and maybe some veggies on the side, depends what we have) Being a vegan is great.
It’s almost 3pm and all I’ve had today is 3 cups of tea, half a bagel, and a banana. Maybe that’s why I feel exhausted.
Brought a banana to work (because I was sick and need it) and got too grossed out by it to eat it Same way with my vitamins. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I know gagging on vitamins is purely psychological but idk how to stop and shit sucks.
I am so pissed that I bought expensive vitamins and I’m just throwing my money down the drain because I gag too much to actually swallow them.
The mall is a good place to play “spot the scratcher tattoo”
The alarm is going off in the mall, wish it was going off for real so we could all go home ugh
falldownlikefire: I think my favorite thing about sundresses is that they make you look like you made an effort to look lovely, when in reality you probably didn’t feel like putting on pants that day so you threw on a dress. Effortless loveliness.
I am really sick and not okay and I have to go to work. And now I’m gonna be late (and if I hadn’t gotten sick I would have been on time ugh)
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
respectallanimals: Half of me wants to eat raw whole foods all the time and live off of fruits and vegetables and smoothies and be the healthiest vegan ever but the other half literally wants to eat only cookies and cake and ice cream and pie and muffins and donuts and all the desserts
hiptoyourjive: accept free drinks to financially cripple the patriarchy
beatnikgarbageartist: “HEY THIS WOMAN ISN’T FEMINIST ENOUGH FOR ME I’M GONNA SPEND ALL MY TIME GETTING MAD AT HER INSTEAD OF ACTUAL BIGOTS OR DOING ANYTHING TO HELP” a thing i feel like half of tumblr thinks daily Um I don’t think this is anyone’s problem? I think the real problem is more like “hey, there are tons of bigots in the world PLUS there are women who supposed to...
In a constant state of sleepy
Sore & sleeepy
NOBODY JUDGE ME ON MY “AND DARLING” POST FROM FOREVER AGO THAT YOU ARE STILL REBLOGGING
PEOPLE REBLOGGING MY EMBARASSING TEGAN AND SARA POSTS FROM LIKE 2+ YEARS AGO
reblog if you promise never to cuss on tumblr
isaac-lahey: selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for #are you surprised have you seen yahoo answers
gonatus-onyx: It is truly amazing to stand in a room with someone and see a scalpel and some metal go into their face and suddenly they have become hotter than you ever even imagined. Life is full of wonder.
So far today I’ve had -three or four cups of tea -vitamins -sesame seed bagel -bowl of lentils and rice with nutritional yeast cheese sauce Might have a smoothie with some flax seed in it later. In the meantime I’m gonna take a nap. Ps i realised on average I drink about 48 oz of tea a day.
Mixed the Queso sauce into my lentils and rice oh my god to die for so creamy and cheesy it’s so hard to believe its still vegan
tupacabra: the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
fromonesurvivortoanother: people who base their morality on laws and dictionary definitions are incredibly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs