May 2012
May 30th
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May 30th
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Butter: because even the healthiest food tastes good when you smother it in fat.
May 30th
This morning, after finally reading my text message, my dad replied by saying I should sit on my own face.
May 30th
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May 30th
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I accidentally sent my dad a text message saying he should sit on my face. THAT’S IT. I’M DONE.
May 30th
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Wait he’s not the guy from radio free roscoe :(
May 29th
I got invited to go see Godspell in the city and meet the guy who plays that black guy in radio free roscoe / high school musical.
May 29th
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My labret is a bit angry at me. Why. :(
May 29th
I’m teaching my girlfriend guitar. And I gave her homework. :p She wants to learn 2 is better than 1 by boys like girls. I don’t even listen to this stuff..
May 29th
brb queefing. 🌷🌷🌷🌷
May 29th
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Colette: you asked if I know what a goat smells like. Jessshikkka: yes I’ve smelt goats, fed goat, cuddled with goats, pet goats, and been attacked by goats.
May 29th
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May 29th
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Colette how do you not know what goats smell like
May 29th
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Never going to drink brandy again.. It’s tastes goood but it makes me depressed. I’m sorry.
May 29th
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WHY DOES MY BRA SMELL LIKE A GOAT
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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Anonymous asked: 27, 34, 35, 38
May 28th
May 27th
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May 27th
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Some people get worked up over the pettiest fucking things.
May 27th
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and my dad just said willow smith looks like she has down syndrome WHY IS EVERYONE HATING ON THE SMITHS? I LOVE THEM
May 27th
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Deanna doesn’t think will smith is good looking. :/
May 27th
@Colette
No just normal ducklings. But I pictured peeping, squeaking baby ducks being killed. :(
May 27th
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May 26th
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I’m getting buddha’s delight. It’s just a shit ton of Chinese vegetables (I.e bamboo shoots, water chestnut, snow peas, etc) and the best part is that it DOES NOT CONTAIN DUCKLINGS.
May 26th
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This dim sum place has ducklings on the menu. It made me so upset that I ended up just getting a vegetarian dish LOL
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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I put a standard earring in the hole so it wouldn’t be naked at the very least. :/ but ughhh if I have to downsize from it shrinking I will be so pissed.
May 25th
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Fuckkkk my plug fell out. .____. I don’t know where it went. This is why I despise no-flare plugs. Ughahdisndksj
May 25th
robin-scherbatsky: shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
May 25th
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I need to blow my nose so badly omg
May 25th
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Woo, our package from BAF will be here in 4 days. :D
May 25th
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